Last Evening's Comic Horror Show

so everyone was inside the serios-serious screening place watching the big anti-gun hoo-ha film and the Horror is sitting upright in her cold manner within an envelope of nothing-around-me-affects me and then it happened. in the wannabe pitch darkness of the s-s screening place her cellphone rang. if you knew her you'd know that this is a thing that made her squirm and turn many colours, yes such subtle physiological changes in the Horror are noticeable even in that darkness because its the stone-cold Horror. she leapt, in a Horror like manner, which trust me doesn't involve any leaping movements and reached the door. while all this happened which must have lasted 2 and a half seconds she made noises of apology, which let me assure sound nothing like apology because it is the Horror. ok, now i'm getting to the funny part...the door wouldn't give so she had a cold, sweary struggle with the door and the curtain before she got outside. yes she swore, of course you had to be there to tell she was swearing and then she glared at the phone!!! hooooooooooooooooooooh, that was the most hilarious part. a Horror stare at that inanimate phone was the best. its probably the only event that makes me totally believe Hacking's distinction between indifferent kinds and interactive kinds.
oh god, you had to be there, it was hilarioussssssssss.