You know all that they say about the great White people, its all true. They have this manner of overwhelming you with thier knowledge, oh and its been just such a wonderful experience. I'd like to acknowledge the greatness of the white mind for introducing me to concepts like the sewage system and innuendos. And then I would like to thank them for being appreciative of how well I have learnt THE language (please remember to thank the colonizers at the next awards night. tele-prompt it for god's sake!) and I am indeed touched by thier efforts to understand that because I come from that little brown country in the poor pathetic East, I'm must (surely now!) be coming from the villages. oh the lovely white benevolent mind. It is such a fresh breath of warm patronizing that it almost makes me want to vent that niggling atavistic urge to wag back my tongure from this poor pathetic brown body.